"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS

THIS IS FOR ALL OUR RETARDED RV FRIENDS

Sent to me by RV friend Darrell Moody.

"RETARDED" GRANDPARENTS   Written by  a third grader , on what his grandparents do.   After  Christmas , a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their  holiday away from school. One child Wrote the following:   We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used� to live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida . Now they live in a tin box                that has wheels, but its  strapped to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles , and wear  name                tags , because they don't know who they are anymore.   They  go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do Exercises there , but they  don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and Down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so  nobody can escape.   Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in  their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And they Eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get  out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.   My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and , says I should work hard so I can Be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment,  I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people Out, so they can visit their grandchildren.   PRICELESS

 

 

 

Rose Smith

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